

Mad Girl Diaries - The Re-Introduction
If anyone ever told me that I would end up falling in love with a zany curly haired ginger farmer from Nashville, let alone living in...


Mad Girl Diaries - Dear God, Save Me
“I’m gonna punch you in your fucking head!” These are the types of epithets I hear on almost a daily basis from one or more of my...


"Mad Girl Diaries" - Date Me, Rape Me? Hopefully, none of the above.
Within the last month I Grinded hard for a gay man, hoped for someone to Badoo me, caught Plenty of Scary Fish, ran hard and fast away...


"Mad Girl Diaries" - I'm Still A Woman
Once again I return to my favorite subject: Men. I can't help it. Men are my kryptonite, my crack cocaine.....my favorite pair of...


"Mad Girl Diaries" - Oh Balls!
Girls should not play football. Okay, well…I don’t entirely believe in that statement. I, Timmery Turner, should not play football. I...


Mad Girl Diaries - Straight Jacket Kisses
My goal is not to constantly inform you all of my rather colorful and scandalous love life. My goal is to inform you of my life in...


"Mad Girl Diaries" - SINsational in Seattle
If there’s one thing in life that trumps my obsession for stilettos, it’s my obsession for good looking men. This is nothing new….I’ve...


Mad Girl Diaries - The Introduction
People always assume that the “Mad” in “Mad Girl” has to do with me being angry, but if you truly knew me you would understand that the...