I never truly considered myself to be a "homemaker" or even domesticated for that matter. Most of my adult life I spent most of my time...

I have a hard time paying a lot of money for anything. Partly because I'm cheap, and partly because I love rescuing unwanted things and...

Last you heard from me I had given up my days as an all-telling columnist in a quest for a higher purpose for my writing rather than...

“I’m gonna punch you in your fucking head!” These are the types of epithets I hear on almost a daily basis from one or more of my...

Within the last month I Grinded hard for a gay man, hoped for someone to Badoo me, caught Plenty of Scary Fish, ran hard and fast away...

Once again I return to my favorite subject: Men. I can't help it. Men are my kryptonite, my crack cocaine.....my favorite pair of...

Girls should not play football. Okay, well…I don’t entirely believe in that statement. I, Timmery Turner, should not play football. I...

My goal is not to constantly inform you all of my rather colorful and scandalous love life. My goal is to inform you of my life in...

If there’s one thing in life that trumps my obsession for stilettos, it’s my obsession for good looking men. This is nothing new….I’ve...

People always assume that the “Mad” in “Mad Girl” has to do with me being angry, but if you truly knew me you would understand that the...